Calling me out for being a jerk doesn't make that live performance of Basement Jaxx any better. If I wanted to hear someone scream over a recorded track of their song during a live performance, I'd go to a Stone Temple Pilots concert.
Anyways...I have some inside information for you guys: Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house.
Oh, I'm sorry r (or is it R?)...here, let me find you a better joke involving robots. Ah ha! Here we are:
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shiz! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "shiz! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
Post by Funky Munky on Jan 26, 2011 22:22:25 GMT -5
I don't give a shiz if his jerkstore is a pencil sharpener, I'd never know until one of you robot Quackers ran and told me about it with your pecker all ground up. I'd wear a shirt that said "I'll never know if Thomas Bangalter's jerkstore isn't a pencil sharpener". Sadly, I agree with NoD, this is so off my radar now, I just don't think that you guys are going to get a chance to find out about Thomas' jerkstore.
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