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DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 18:59:03 GMT -5

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Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 18:59:03 GMT -5

Calling me out for being a jerk doesn't make that live performance of Basement Jaxx any better. If I wanted to hear someone scream over a recorded track of their song during a live performance, I'd go to a Stone Temple Pilots concert.

Anyways...I have some inside information for you guys: Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house.

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r Stanky McNasty Joined: January 2009 Posts: 2,711	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 19:10:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by r on Jan 25, 2011 19:10:27 GMT -5 I have never heard that joke before. Well done.
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DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 19:26:24 GMT -5

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Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 19:26:24 GMT -5

Oh, I'm sorry r (or is it R?)...here, let me find you a better joke involving robots. Ah ha! Here we are:

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shiz! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "shiz! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

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rosko Showerless Shakedown Vendor Sensie Panda Tired and wired, we ruin too easy. Joined: March 2012 Posts: 1,968	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rosko on Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5 lol...i hope Thomas Bangalter's asshole isn't a pencil sharpener.
	Last Edit: Jan 25, 2011 19:37:07 GMT -5 by rosko - Back to Top Jun 29, 2011 18:56:20 GMT -5 Sproat said: when Sproat goes all in, magical things happen. "While with an eye made quiet by the power Of harmony, and the deep power of joy, We see into the life of things." --William Wordsworth, "Tintern Abbey"

superfurryanimal Joined: May 2013 Posts: 0	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 19:41:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by superfurryanimal on Jan 25, 2011 19:41:09 GMT -5 Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5 rosko said: i hope Thomas Bangalter's asshole isn't a pencil sharpener. If Daft Punk plays, I'll get this printed on a T-shirt and proudly wear it to the show.
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rosko Showerless Shakedown Vendor Sensie Panda Tired and wired, we ruin too easy. Joined: March 2012 Posts: 1,968	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 19:53:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rosko on Jan 25, 2011 19:53:33 GMT -5 That would be the coolest quacking T-shirt ever. I will do the same. Call it a deal. Just one more reason this needs to happen.
	Last Edit: Jan 25, 2011 19:53:54 GMT -5 by rosko - Back to Top Jun 29, 2011 18:56:20 GMT -5 Sproat said: when Sproat goes all in, magical things happen. "While with an eye made quiet by the power Of harmony, and the deep power of joy, We see into the life of things." --William Wordsworth, "Tintern Abbey"

nodepression Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Inforoo's Waffle Czar & Baron Von Hipster I do not your vomit Joined: December 2008 Posts: 15,954	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 19:56:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nodepression on Jan 25, 2011 19:56:14 GMT -5 It's probably not going to happen.
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mkone B.O. and Fudge Toes [k4r] Joined: December 2007 Posts: 377	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 20:03:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 20:03:35 GMT -5 ^ Where's this kid's jerk burn, eh? shizting all over our "Thomas Bangalter Has A Pencil Sharpener For An jerkstore" parade.
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Homer J. Fong Stanky McNasty Captain of Industry Joined: March 2012 Posts: 3,701	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 25, 2011 22:45:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homer J. Fong on Jan 25, 2011 22:45:25 GMT -5 Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5 rosko said: lol...i hope Thomas Bangalter's asshole isn't a pencil sharpener. Were you planning on f*cking one half of Daft Punk up the rear?
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topofthemorning B.O. and Fudge Toes Bonnnnnarooooooo[k4r] Joined: January 2010 Posts: 288	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 26, 2011 21:45:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by topofthemorning on Jan 26, 2011 21:45:47 GMT -5 i would definitely wear that tee. that should be on an official Inforoo Bonnaroo 10 shirt if daft punk is there.
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DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 26, 2011 22:22:25 GMT -5

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Post by Funky Munky on Jan 26, 2011 22:22:25 GMT -5

I don't give a shiz if his jerkstore is a pencil sharpener, I'd never know until one of you robot Quackers ran and told me about it with your pecker all ground up. I'd wear a shirt that said "I'll never know if Thomas Bangalter's jerkstore isn't a pencil sharpener". Sadly, I agree with NoD, this is so off my radar now, I just don't think that you guys are going to get a chance to find out about Thomas' jerkstore.

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DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 27, 2011 8:04:50 GMT -5

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Post by laurensmackho on Jan 27, 2011 8:04:50 GMT -5

Jan 25, 2011 22:45:25 GMT -5 Homer J. Fong said:

Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5 rosko said:

lol...i hope Thomas Bangalter's asshole isn't a pencil sharpener.

Were you planning on f*cking one half of Daft Punk up the rear?

I would hit it.

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emoney Showerless Shakedown Vendor The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Joined: January 2010 Posts: 1,577	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 27, 2011 9:09:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emoney on Jan 27, 2011 9:09:05 GMT -5 The jerk store called...they're all out of pencil sharpeners
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DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 27, 2011 9:18:23 GMT -5

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Post by rosko on Jan 27, 2011 9:18:23 GMT -5

Jan 25, 2011 22:45:25 GMT -5 Homer J. Fong said:

Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5 rosko said:

lol...i hope Thomas Bangalter's asshole isn't a pencil sharpener.

Were you planning on f*cking one half of Daft Punk up the rear?

Well, I have some gay friends that REALLY like Daft Punk...And, well, I have some sense of empathy.

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Jun 29, 2011 18:56:20 GMT -5 Sproat said:

when Sproat goes all in, magical things happen.

"While with an eye made quiet by the power
Of harmony, and the deep power of joy,
We see into the life of things."

--William Wordsworth, "Tintern Abbey"

jakicker Showerless Shakedown Vendor pb in my bb Joined: January 2009 Posts: 1,571	DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING LATE NIGHT Jan 27, 2011 10:08:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jakicker on Jan 27, 2011 10:08:49 GMT -5 Jan 27, 2011 9:09:05 GMT -5 emoney said: The jerk store called...they're all out of pencil sharpeners another great t shirt, even if the reference would be very vague
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Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 18:59:03 GMT -5

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Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 20:03:35 GMT -5

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Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 18:59:03 GMT -5

Post by r on Jan 25, 2011 19:10:27 GMT -5

Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 19:26:24 GMT -5

Post by rosko on Jan 25, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5

Post by superfurryanimal on Jan 25, 2011 19:41:09 GMT -5

Post by rosko on Jan 25, 2011 19:53:33 GMT -5

Post by nodepression on Jan 25, 2011 19:56:14 GMT -5

Post by mkone on Jan 25, 2011 20:03:35 GMT -5

Post by Homer J. Fong on Jan 25, 2011 22:45:25 GMT -5

Post by topofthemorning on Jan 26, 2011 21:45:47 GMT -5

Post by Funky Munky on Jan 26, 2011 22:22:25 GMT -5

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