So wait. A pancake with holes in it is "desperately" trying to be a waffle (which ironically doesn't have holes), but a waffle that is cut up and put in a parfait is totally legitimate. Yeah, that makes sense.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.