and for the record. If I win the lottery, I will contact total access and request 6 buses. 1 for me by myself (i cant sleep with weezers / snorers), 1 for family, 1 for friends, then I would have a lottery to select 12 inforoo members (+1 friend / family) to do total access.
Granted! but just before you get there you get a double ear infection that renders you temproarily totally deaf for the enitre time, and you make a complete recovery 3 minutes after the last song of the last set.
I wish my friends and family chipped in and hired Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Julian Lennon and Eric Clapton for my birthday party to play Beatles songs for my party all night at one of my favorite spots
Post by Vector Viking on Jan 20, 2012 15:50:33 GMT -5
True, but they forget their instruments and drink all the beer, wine, and liquor; leaving your friends and family sober, pissed off, and broke. So you get disowned by your family and everyone defriends you on facebook. Then you find out that you caught gonnasyphiherpelaids. Some genies aren't just sarcastic, they're downright hateful. I wish more people understood the law of reciprocity.
Post by ΔSTRLPITCH on Jan 20, 2012 15:57:27 GMT -5
Wish granted, But in doing so, they also fell for theories by Jung and Freud and Bandura, and now everyone is a hermit because the Id is a truly horrible place and they don't want to realize that deep down inside, they are mean, instinctual creatures.
Granted. You own 1,000 acres and have a financial backer to book anyone you want for the first one. A blank checkbook. But the day before the festival, the United States government outlaws live music forever.
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
Granted, you get home after your 4-way wedding, broke as hell now thanks to those 3 nice rings and a reception for 4 families, only to find out polygamy is illegal. Due to several other run-ins with the law, you are deported to Iran where you are forced to be the "wife" of the secretly gay prince. He finds out you were deported for polygamy and you two live happily ever after with his two current "wives".
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat in the back of a 64 Impala!
Post by Vector Viking on Jan 29, 2012 16:05:16 GMT -5
Wish granted, and you even have plush seats to hold you up in yo six-fo. Then the first time you take it for a spin, a cop runs the license, sees that it's stolen, and you go to the slamma for grand larceny. The rabbit has to go to the animal shelter. I wish I had a pair of rocket boots.