Granted, (I don't know your specifics, but bear with me here) You just got fired from your job for taking too many days off for some crazy dancing drug party in the desert, your wife left you, she took the kids, your dog got ran over, your house was forclosed, and all those years of credit card debt led to the bank taking the majority of your savings. You don't have much left now, but you do have all the spare time you could imagine.
Granted, (I don't know your specifics, but bear with me here) You just got fired from your job for taking too many days off for some crazy dancing NO NO WORD!!! party in the desert, your wife left you, she took the kids, your dog got ran over, your house was forclosed, and all those years of credit card debt led to the bank taking the majority of your savings. You don't have much left now, but you do have all the spare time you could imagine. quote] This sounds awesome!
Wish granted you are now a swiss acrobat. But in the way of Old Swiss Confederacy of acrobatry, the true way to relax for shows is with anal stimulation and seeing how you are from America, according to Swiss law, this stimulation is must be done by a member of the primate species of Hairy-eared Dwarf Lemurs.
Wish granted...but since you didn't specify in which capacity, Sarcastic Genie has placed you in Switzerland where you're hot, you're in demand, you're shared by several gorgeous babes who devour you and lick their lips for more...but you can't enjoy the experience because you're a bowl of yummy, tasty, chocolate fondue in a trendy restaurant where everybody at the table dips pieces of fruit and cheese into you. (Sarcastic Genie has wicked sense of humor, huh?)
I wish I were going to Voodoo Fest w/LLL, superfurryanimal & Vector Viking.
Granted holls, The entire attendance consists of just the four of yall. With ticket sales down to record lows, they must make some cuts to line up and attractions. No vendors, no bathrooms, no food, no lighting or sound techs, no security, but hey at least you get front row for their only performance - All they can afford is one 30 minute acoustic set by GWAR.
I wish Popsicle Sarah gets better today and can enjoy her trip to see her superhappyfuntwin
Wish granted, fun, I mean super fun is had by all. The Mexican food eaten for lunch was the best Mexican food ever, but it was Mexican food. The pressure building up in her digestive track is at explosive levels. It is code red in her colon! Someone tells a funny and Popsicle Sarah laughs extra hard, so hard her anal sphincter can't help its self, the pressure is too much, and like a cannon, "KABOOM!!!", code red goes to code brown. Liquid brown Mexican stool fills her undergarments, her pants are ruined. It seems like the day is wasted, until someone says, "Thank god she was not on her way to a job interview." Everyone laughs and forgets about the wet dookie filled drawers.
I wish when someone is executed, it be done in the town square and not behind closed doors.
3/23 - Ben Frost
3/26 - Curren$y
3/28 - Son Lux/Natalie Prass
4/9 - The Decemberists/Alvvays
4/29 - Tyler, The Creator
5/8-5/10 - Shaky Knees
5/28 - Purity Ring
6/2 - St. Vincent
6/18 - The War On Drugs
granted -- you quickly buy a plane ticket to nashville and drive to the airport only to find yourself (and your body cavities) searched by a large, disgruntled TSA worker who finds some sort of illegal substance and you miss the most epic roo yet!
Wish granted, you are stuck on an Island in the middle of the ocean, but it is one of those cartoon Island, the one that is about twice the size of my kitchen table, with one palm tree and nothing else. Maybe a shark fin swimming around your Island.
I wish radio stations would play, Forever in Blue Jeans, by Neil Diamond more often.
Granted, the song's popularity increases dramaticly, and with a capitalist mindset, Neil Diamond decides to "Re-Release" the song, guest staring Ke$ha and the Followill brothers. The new version of the song is a worldwide sensation, and many people consider it the greatest song ever. Every FM radio station on the planet will play this song no less that 12 times daily, it will be in nearly ever major movie for the next 10 years, and will be used on countless tv shows.