Have you ever met someone whose pictures look nothing like them?! This kid on the left (my best friend) looks like an angry Eminem fan but really he's the nicest, cleanest-cut, most polite kid in the whole world.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.