As Chris Christie's Used Jimmybag and o'neil hurl their accusations at EAP, she begins to transform before their eyes. Suddenly, a trail on the high seas does not seem like such a good idea. “FOOLS! THE MAFIA CANNOT BE STOPPED!” EAP bellows at the top of her lungs. “Now I will make your death slow and painful. Each of you will suffer for the meddling you have done!”
EAP lurches from the ship and sinks to the ocean floor creating a vortex. It is up to Jimmyroo and O’Neil to save Bonnaroo!
As EAPs corpse stains the bottom of the ocean floor, Jimmyroo and O’Neil feel that strange tingling sensation again, spreading from them stomachs. In an instant, they are back in the Brooer’s tent as if they never left. Bonnaroo is still getting into full swing all around them and it seems as if no one notices they went missing.
There stands fawnmart , holding the book. Her tear stained smile beams out to great you as she slowly tucks the book away in her bag. “Did you read the whole story?” asks O’Neil. “Yes, I saw all of it.” said Fawn.
“Each of us lost good friends and lovers today, and although only you two survived, look out at the world around you. Your actions have saved this place that is special to so many. You are each a part of something bigger in a way you never were before. Remember, every kindness you do to another; every unselfish act, or act of love echoes into the eternity of your being. We have all suffered. For you it seems stretch for weeks on end, but to everyone else, happens in a blink of an eye. They will never know what you did for them, but your love has made a difference in their lives and your sacrifice, although not recognized, makes this world a better place.”
Fawn slowly walks out of the tent, gently stroking the book as tears continue to stream down, leaving Jimmyroo and O’Neil to think about what just happened. So many good friends now gone; 5 people they thought were friends that were trying to kill them. It is enough to make their head spin. So, in standard inforoo fashion, they lift their voices high and bellow “CORNCAT”, grab a beer, and start drinking to celebrate those they have lost and those they have saved.
The next day, the Daft Punk show goes off without a hitch, and they both got lucky right there in the field, as the crowd danced around them. Once again, Bonnaroo is saved thanks to the valiant efforts of the town.
And so ends our Deadly Disney Adventure. Thank you all for playing. Until next year,
And it was SOOOO obvious EAP was mafia after LLL came out as Inspector and EAP started with all the "omg LLL you're so awesome, you did such a great job" posts. That matched with me getting whacked after saying I would be guessing EAP.
Again, good job oneil and jimmy.
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