It's a rare species. You can regularly find one at The Clubhouse in Dallas, TX (in the hooker area of town). An all nude strip club which then becomes Insomnia at 4 AM, giving high schoolers and adult creepers a place to dance and get their roll on.
You can find the "pantera" (otherwise known as the owner of said establishment or Vinnie Paul as he's been deemed), passed out in the same booth every weekend. Sad, confused, cowboy hatted, and chubby. True Story.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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