Wait, is this going to become Juggs' own random thoughts thread?
If so, I'm completely fine with it. It can be Inforoo's own Rancor pit, into which we throw new members to test their mettle. The only difference is that our Rancor is well-spoken, sharply opinionated and without a blubbering trainer/owner.
As a rule of thumb I don't take any chances with mayonaise.
On the other hand, I think many would find so much joy in Juggs getting food poisoning. Not me because I hate puking so much that I wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I am sure some would find it hilarious.
You're fine. I won't go into details, but there was a certain hazing done to a certain Inforoo community member during a certain freshman year on the varsity football team that involved luke-warm mayo and a spoon. He didn't die, so you should be fine.