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Did someone just drop a Chuck Norris Troll Bomb? I would say Chuck is doing pretty good at life. He seems to be to be in good health, he seems happy, and he seems self actualized. Now if he was in overweight, in jail, beat his dog, and raped a goat, then he may fail at life. Like him or not, Chuck Norris has not failed at life.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I'm a man, not some sort of automaton. I bleed, cry, and ejaculate just like the rest of you.
You also whack it with your non-dominate hand while your other thumb is massaging your prostate via your rectum! Nice!
And my shiz has been FUCKED UP lately. Life is a crazy bunch of bullshiz sometimes.
Sorry to hear about the B.S. Juggs, hope things get better.
Let me put it this way - I missed the last two Bonnaroos because I was first saving for an engagement ring, and then planning/saving for a wedding/honeymoon.
The lesson, as always: women are all horrible people.
Yea I learned that lesson alright. Missed out on Roo for a girl cuz she was supposed to take her final summer class. She turned out to be a whore and I missed Jay-Z
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Same difference, "no strings attached" sex helps and as you get older that 6 will become a 10 and then a 15.
12 is the perfect number. But you should wait until you're 30.
Trust me on this - the large majority of girls under the age of 24 aren't worth the hassle. Too many issues. Plus, 24 is right when girls start thinking that a guy 5+ years older than them is a good thing: maturity, job, money, a solid knowledge of how to use your penis, that sort of thing.
Trust me on this - the large majority of girls under the age of 24 aren't worth the hassle. Too many issues. Plus, 24 is right when girls start thinking that a guy 5+ years older than them is a good thing: maturity, job, money, a solid knowledge of how to use your penis, that sort of thing.
I'm 26... live only minutes away from you... and am looking for the above.. What do you say?
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
12 is the perfect number. But you should wait until you're 30.
Trust me on this - the large majority of girls under the age of 24 aren't worth the hassle. Too many issues. Plus, 24 is right when girls start thinking that a guy 5+ years older than them is a good thing: maturity, job, money, a solid knowledge of how to use your penis, that sort of thing.
I always get kind of pissed at this until I realize that the dudes profiting from this were 100% once my age so they're really just making up for lost time.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I always get kind of pissed at this until I realize that the dudes profiting from this were 100% once my age so they're really just making up for lost time.
NoD, if it makes you feel better, I prefer my dudes to be under the age of 25. Ok, well to be honest, I'll take whatever I can get, but in my experience, the younger the dude, the better ;D
Trust me on this - the large majority of girls under the age of 24 aren't worth the hassle. Too many issues. Plus, 24 is right when girls start thinking that a guy 5+ years older than them is a good thing: maturity, job, money, a solid knowledge of how to use your penis, that sort of thing.
I always get kind of pissed at this until I realize that the dudes profiting from this were 100% once my age so they're really just making up for lost time.
If it makes you feel worse, when I was in college I hooked up with college aged girls, then after college I hooked up with older girls. Being a dude aged 22-25 is weird. Strange demographic for getting tail.
I always get kind of pissed at this until I realize that the dudes profiting from this were 100% once my age so they're really just making up for lost time.
NoD, if it makes you feel better, I prefer my dudes to be under the age of 25. Ok, well to be honest, I'll take whatever I can get, but in my experience, the younger the dude, the better ;D
*checks driver's license*
July 198... shiz. Too old... *walks off disappointed*
Mar 14 Sheepdogs/Fitz & The Tantrums/City & Colour (Austin)
Mar 15 Jim James (Austin)
Apr 26 Jim James (Boston)
May 4 Clutch & The Sword (Portland ME)
Jun 8 DMB (Hartford)
Jun 21 Jim James (Northampton MA)
Jul 27-28 Newport Folk
Oct 25-27 MOEMS
Hope things are on the upswing. 
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
Just sayin'.
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