haha when I saw that post Jenny I actually googled mini banana standes (not actual banana stands) to see if there was something I had missed! just got a bunch of results for male enhancement product sites
the blog was written in defense of dating a man with a teeny weenie and listed out all the pros, and the author repeatedly compared the subject's genitalia to a baby carrot, as in, "I have tongued larger baby carrots, so deep-throating is a cinch," or something like that.
"What's his name who had that curse? - Wallace Wallcott.
He was messing around with a Creole girl, and she put voodoo on him.
It took me moving to the south to know what a meat & three meant. When I was in Memphis there was a fast food place called Abbay's that did the meat & three as combo meals. I always had veggie combos. The sweet tea was good too.