sarcastic genie game

Your wish is granted, however it is made of head cheese!

I wish I could do that awesome, loud whiste with my fingers!

Granted - but you have to cut off your pinky toe in order for it to never throb again.

I wish I had brighter green eyes!

Granted mister! The rest of your body did not conform to the shorter legs, however....:/

Granted, but you are Gargamel.

I wish I had a built-in eyeball camera to take any photo of anything instantly if I wanted!

Wish granted, but you have to stay awake until Monday to enjoy it.

I wish I wasn't such a hopeless night owl.

Wish granted, but the smiles are on the faces of the 100 illegal alien females who think you will marry each of them for a green card.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot today.

granted green eyes, but since it's highly advanced technology you aren't allowed to use it.

I wish i could walk through walls

Granted, but thanks to global warming and 2012, you are now surfing in Minnesota.


I wish I could stop watching Cake Boss

Wish granted, but you must give lessons to the residents of the remote Georgia wilderness where payment is rendered in... well, it ain't cash.

I wish I had the answers.

granted, you learn to fly much like a rock does not.

i wish i had a spaceship

granted, everywhere, it just is

i wish i knew what to do tomorrow

Granted, but now you have stuffed sinus syndrome for-ev-errrrrr...........

I wish I could be disc golfing right now instead of working!

Granted, but now he pisses in the stove now he pisses in your car.

I wish women came with an operator's manual or an instructional DVD.

Wish Granted, but like bending a tree branch the kinetic energy built up in the bend is released and shock waves are sent across reality as we know it causing complete and utter destruction. In turn we all die.

I wish Scrog was the official language of Thailand.