Post by nativepangean on Apr 4, 2006 17:38:50 GMT -5
theres something about being naked at night that makes more sense, as well as the lack of suntan lotion, i definately saw more streaking on the way to STS9 last year than i saw on all the days combined, or maybe it was just a lucky walk
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
"I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave." thats great, that just made my day....
And I have to ask, how does someone just "forget" to bring extra underwear on a three day camping trip?
Well, to understand that you would have to understand Greg. Essentially, he is just a dirty kid with awful hygiene and a worse memory. I guess you could call him an "Absent-minded Yetti" because he forgets things a lot and that forgetfulness leads him to end up smelling much like a Yetti. I wish he were coming to Roo this year so I could debut him like an exhibit at the original Barnum show but I guess I will just have to bottle some of his funk in a glass jar and let everyone take a whiff at the Inforoo meet-up.
By the way, public kudo's to Sojourner for starting what appears to be one of the most popular threads. I'd be interested in (forgive me) 'post roo' thread posts about what this forum has generated. Happy thoughts, Dozer.
I am finally going to address this. Last year was my 2cnd Roo. My boyfriend ran into a new friend called Molly, and he was a little highed up. We had sex twice last year. I was not really into it, since I was partied out. We did have a shower at our tent, so we were clean both times. That would be the only way that I would if I was clean. I could not imagine having dirty sex there. I really smelled nasty at times and dont think I could over come the funk. We are 2 gay guys and I will be showered every night after I get back late and ready just in case