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haha I bring a box every year. Ive never used em but better safe than sorry you know? Theyll get used eventually anyways. Plus that 2nd or third day stankish-funk that all but the richest shower takers will have generally isnt too appealing to either sex anyway lol. Not to mention tents are like 1.00001 mm thick so I mean one couldnt really go to town all right and proper like without waking the neighbors n such... Haha
This is going to be my first year at Bonnaroo, hoping i can hook-up with someone while there. That would definitely make me a Roo-er for life. Just turned 18 last month, and this is my first-ever music festival. Can't. Freaking. Wait.
Post by nativeamericana on Jun 7, 2010 20:21:12 GMT -5
Hell with the VAG, I want the skunk DRO, PLUS THAT VAG COULD BLEED ON U, OH GOSH THAT WOULD SUCK, plus if I looked at a VAG whilst I was trippin, yeah figure that one out. And what if the substance u were on gave u BLUE BALLS, MAJOR PAINS MANG!! Better to make a sign that says BOOBIES=FREE BEER, u will see way more action than tryin to bang some trippin hippie.
So, while doing the final shopping for Roo yesterday, my friend and I came upon the condom isle. We looked at each other, shrugged, and threw a box in the cart. Safety first right?? Although I must say, I'm not planning on any sweaty tent sex. I'm much more interested in hearing music, I can get laid any old time. So yeah, there's my input on Roo sex.
Post by godisahippie on Jun 8, 2010 8:22:15 GMT -5
hey! seriously, my buddy's mother works for some aids research thing, I have like a 200 condom bucket i'm bringing...they will be free...kinda. haha. look for signs saying free condoms and free hugs...
Condom are made of latex, right, so I just keep a can of latex paint around and just dip in in the can before I dip it in the hole. Sadly, paint heat and humidity do not mix. At Roo this year rubbing one off in the porta-john was as close as I got.
Condom are made of latex, right, so I just keep a can of latex paint around and just dip in in the can before I dip it in the hole. Sadly, paint heat and humidity do not mix. At Roo this year rubbing one off in the porta-john was as close as I got.
Holy crap! You cranked one out in the billion degree porta johns? You sir are a trooper!
Post by destinyunbound on Dec 1, 2010 10:59:35 GMT -5
Yeah unless you are down for some ballsy antics... like attempting to do it in the air conditioned movie place or something. I'd say don't get your hopes up. everyones having too much fun to worry about getting laid. But hey, if it happens, good for you! But wear a condom.
April 12-14th - Indio, CA - Coachella Weekend 1
May 3-5th - Memphis, TN - Beale St. Music Festival
June 13-16th - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
July 12-14th - Louisville, KY - Forecastle Festival
August 2-4th - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
September 27-29th - Atlanta, GA - TomorrowWorld
October 25-27th - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis
Isn't it usually something more like this on the subject?
Wow....she looks quack ing HOT. I'd like to grab her and..
...wait, what's that....Les Claypool? Those lights look cool....
/meanders toward cool music
Haha, yep, that's it!
I've gotten into so many "heyyy, what's up" intros and then have had to be like "well, there's something really awesome going on over there..... we're in camp ________, stop by."
The way I see it, a person can get on it around 350 days outta the year, one can't wander 100 feet to see NIN, Cheese, LCD Sound System, or moe.
IDK....Bonnaroo/Sex....not that they CAN'T go together....just that the music absolutely trumps ALL at Roo....and there's just so MUCH going on...not that I haven't been tempted...just that shiney blinky trail of musically magic always wins! ;D Haahaaha! And you know....that's just fine with me!!
Haahaaha! And you know....that's just fine with me!!