Jim: Hello again, friends. As many of you are probably aware of, our favorite defender of dehumanizing feminine slanderous nicknames, James Roo, entered into a sanctioned Inforoo bet with Flanzo, resident sports buff and instigator. Could Flanzo's beloved New York Jets make it to seven wins? Well, as of 4:00 yesterday afternoon, the answer was still very much in doubt. But the men in green & white pulled together to support their fearless leader, Rex Ryan, and in the process won their seventh game, putting an end to the speculation.
But this story is only half over, and now the real interesting journey begins. Flanzo's reward for being on the winning side is substantial, he now owns Mr. Roo's naming rights for three months. We have brought Mr. Flanzo in for a quick chat to see how it feels to be on the winning side, once again, and what he plans to do with his winnings.
Mr. Flanzo, how are you?
Me: Great, Jim, really great. Ready to get this thing started.
Jim: Started? I'm not sure I follow you there. What are you starting?
Me: Well, I couldn't just decide a nickname for Jimbo, where's the fun in that? I decided this should be a group thing, a unifying effort where everyone can have a voice* and we can let the people decide the punishment!
Jim: You truly are a man of the people, Flanzo.
Me: I am, Jim, and I always will be.
*Everyone will not have a voice
In case there is any confusion, Jimmy bet me that the Jets would suck. They don't suck nearly as much as he wished/hoped/prayed, and now I get to pick his Inforoo name for the next three months. Since I'm a team player, I decided to make this a group activity. Let's see your best (worst) suggestions. The esteemed Mr. Whoreshack got the ball rolling in the NFL thread with "Bedsh*tter," which I think is far too classy and kind to good 'ol Jimmy Jam. The more ruthless, the better, and if you soft-serves try to take it easy on him I'll just end up making it something horrible, anyway.
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Great stuff, gang. I see a lot of Sproat-related stuff, but since Jimmy is his hired counsel, I don't think he'd be upset with us memorializing that relationship with a 3 month Sproat vigil in his profile.
The Eli stuff may be easy, but holy sh*t is it funny. Did you know that Eli Manning leads a professional football league in turnovers, derp faces and "HOLY F*CKBALLS WHAT WAS THAT?" interceptions?
The Ron stuff is inspired, but...probably too soon.
I have a lot to think of, and I will begin tagging jimmyroo in every post until he comes here and gets his three servings of crow.
Your clock is ticking. I gave you 24 hours starting this afternoon. Having this obnoxious thread wasn't part of the deal so either pick a name by tomorrow afternoon or I'll simply ignore you and the bet. Happy name-picking