Post by glitterous on Jun 20, 2013 12:27:49 GMT -5
I heard Rosko was so good with the ladies, he managed to have consensual sex in one of the port-a-pots. Not even one of the cleans ones by the cinema tent, but the poorly lit ones along the Other Tent. The poor girl just couldn't wait.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
Post by glitterous on Jun 20, 2013 14:11:43 GMT -5
I heard Rosko fucked so many women this Roo that in 18 years, he'll have his own band to play on the Which Stage. Even though he'll be balding by then, the notoriety of being the father of every member of "In the Fountain and Under the Arch" will be enough to get him more tail at Bonnaroo 2031 than any of us will have gotten at all the Roos combined.