Lil' Wayne (the rocker, not the rapper) Blink 182 3 Doors Down Billy Crudup Spinal Tap The Shitty Beatles One Direction Lance Bass' anal trumpet (also known as "One Direction," oddly enough) Mac Miller's creative process Bob Dylan's voicebox (current state)
Wait! So he asks for "top 10 musicians of all time," and the joke is that we all post goofy pop stars like Justin Bieber and the members of the Black Eyed Peas! I get it! It's funny because they're actually terrible! That's CUTTING EDGE COMEDY.
Have we EVER had cutting edge comedy here? Maybe I just didn't "get it". I'm so uncool. :-)
The very first post was unintentional comedy so I really don't blame horn and whore for their thread derailment posts. Apparently assisting them into running one into the ground is looked down upon here though, so next time I'll either just belittle them or make a butthurt post. Those seem to be popular here.
serious list (not counting the badasses before the age of amplification because that was a different ball game and should be a different list): Frank Zappa David Bowie Prince David Byrne Neil Young Freddie Mercury Stevie Wonder James Brown Jimi Hendrix Jimmy Page
I'm enjoying the (serious) answers. I need to put some thought into this. My little ADD brain right now is focused on getting back and forth to Asheville, so I will defer publication of my list till next week.