"I never bought into the Native American mythology. You can smoke a peace pipe 'til your weenie falls off, but I'm not dancin' with any quackin' wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if I did, my shiz would still believe in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ." -kenny powers
They're like a combination of your creepy drunk uncle who just discovered the internet ("hey, you guys still on MySpace? You hear about the You Tubes yet?") who sends you 10000 game requests on Facebook, and a high school junior who just took a rudimentary web design class ("my website is pretty cool...but it could use some images of dancing hamsters and flying toasters! LOL they have wings. Bright orange background, neon green blinking text, and...voila!"). It's insane.