That's not Jesus. That looks much more like a 70's male porn star to me.
Although that pancake, looks like Ron Jeremy, I still ask, why can't Jesus be a 70's porn star? Seems like I hear a lot of,"Oh God. oh God! Jesus that is good, right that! Don't stop! Fuck me hard right there! Do not Stop, Oh God! For the love of Jesus I am Commmmming!!!!! Oh God yes!" Someday you all will realize Jesus is in your pancakes as much as he is in your sex life.
Geez, way to make the rest of feel like jerks. "After I donate my kidney to a friend in need, I'll still make the effort to go Bonnaroo and see all my friends even though I'm not crazy about the lineup this year."
Don't give me Fireball at Roo this year. I may ask; tell me no.
"The problem with GnR is that they suck. The songs suck. Even when they were in their prime they sucked. Remnants of an era of misogynistic sunset strip garbage. Bros who dressed like girls but still acted like high school jocks.