I really don't understand why people care so much about this. It's like choosing between sex and a blow job.
and pancakes are sex, clearly.
I feel this is a really under-appreciated point. Pancakes just ooze pure unadulterated sexiness out of every syrupy pore. On the other hand, I'm truly afraid to even Google waffles in any kind of sexual context.
Because, y'know, priorities and stuff.
Ever hear of a hot sex waffle mix? Of course not, because waffles are just about the least sexy thing ever.
Holy #### indeed.
Nobody in the history of the Universe - cartoon or otherwise - has ever looked even remotely as sexy as that while making a waffle. EVER.
"When music affects us to tears, seemingly causeless, we weep not... from excess of pleasure; but through excess of an impatient, petulant sorrow that, as mere mortals, we are as yet in no condition to banquet upon those supernal ecstasies of which the music affords us merely a suggestive and indefinite glimpse."
Post by Roo'adelphia on Sept 27, 2013 10:22:55 GMT -5
Not only do waffles have more surface area therefore texture, their complex grid system traps the syrup to build upon itself and not soak into the flat mush of the pancake. The waffle also jumps savory and sweet. Ya just cant achieve that with the pancake.