Get some good vodka and put it in a plastic bottle.
But please, PLEEEEEASE...for the love of Corncat, PLEASE label yo liquids!!! Why?
Because it's possible that you might come home with one of those bottles which might appear under your seat or in your trunk.
Because it's possible that on a hot June day when you're unpacking the car, you see that clear bottle of "VITAMIN WATER" in some yummy flavor (probably Dragonfruit) and because you are sooooo thirsty, you start to chug it, exactly 1.3 seconds before your brain has a 150-watt epiphany & reverses the chugging process...all over your trunk and the contents therein.
Not that I ever did this....no, I'm just imagining the possibilities. Yeah, that's it.
I did that with GRAIN alcohol my freshman year of college. No bueno.
Also, my mother, who was a middle school principal, one time found a half full bottle of "water". She topped it off with water and brought it to work with her. She ended up taking her first, large swig of it while at a big meeting. She had to some how hide the fact that it wasn't water with the superintedant and everyone around.
^ TUMS, Rolaids, Maalox...and maybe a bottle of Lipitor for all the bacon we'll have.
You don't have to bring a homemade dish. Last year I bought several dozen gourmet lollipops (great for late-nite shows when you need a sugar fix) - too bad I found 'em last fall when packing for Moogfest! Granola bars or energy drink mixes (the little packets) are always good. Plus, they're cheap, they won't melt in the sun, and they're lightweight to carry.
Or just bring yourself and an extra garbage bag or bag of ice. Whatever. JUST BE THERE!
I think an FAQ is in order. I will put one together.
You are welcome to donate to Matt's Trees in lieu of contributing otherwise.
Flying in? Staying in Tent Only? Can't cook? No time?
Contribute an amount equal to what you would pay at home for a kick ass Brunch with a parade, manly men in tutus, an open bar, a large amount very tasty and random noms, and some serious Happy Dancing. Then add a tip.
This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”.So put the full true message together and you get“Bone a Kangaroo