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Just click the "Reionize Electrons" button and a computer algorithm will generate a daily meditation of new age wisdom.
Here's a snippet from one I just did:
The complexity of the present time seems to demand a blossoming of our third eyes if we are going to survive. Yes, it is possible to disrupt the things that can erase us, but not without science on our side. You may be ruled by delusion without realizing it. Do not let it extinguish the birth of your vision quest.
I wasn't sure where to share this, so I picked here. I like this lineup.
thats really nice....marfa is supposed to be an awesome town, they used to have another little festival that would always have some pretty neat names on it. wonder if this is the 2.0 version of that.
My landlord is showing the house tomorrow to prospective roommates, and I very much like living alone. What are good ways to look like an awful roommate while I'm not there? So far I think I'm gonna leave dirty dishes out and shave and leave the trimmings in the sink. Any other ideas?
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
My landlord is showing the house tomorrow to prospective roommates, and I very much like living alone. What are good ways to look like an awful roommate while I'm not there? So far I think I'm gonna leave dirty dishes out and shave and leave the trimmings in the sink. Any other ideas?
Rearrange everything to be as cluttered as possible in the common areas.
My landlord is showing the house tomorrow to prospective roommates, and I very much like living alone. What are good ways to look like an awful roommate while I'm not there? So far I think I'm gonna leave dirty dishes out and shave and leave the trimmings in the sink. Any other ideas?
-shave and leave trimmings on the toilet seat and the floor around the toilet
-leave dozens of post it notes around the apartment, on mirrors, refrigerator, etc., all with the theme of "Jaz, you do NOT have to pleasure yourself today. Pray for Jesus help! He is Lord!"
-Having said that, half-heartedly hidden pornographic magazines throughout the house.
-remove shower curtain and all soap/toothpaste from the house.
-fill every square inch of the freezer with Fla-Vor-Ice Ice Pops.
-the only piece of art on the wall should be those fish that sing to you when you walk by, but you should have at least one in every room.
My landlord is showing the house tomorrow to prospective roommates, and I very much like living alone. What are good ways to look like an awful roommate while I'm not there? So far I think I'm gonna leave dirty dishes out and shave and leave the trimmings in the sink. Any other ideas?
-shave and leave trimmings on the toilet seat and the floor around the toilet
-leave dozens of post it notes around the apartment, on mirrors, refrigerator, etc., all with the theme of "Jaz, you do NOT have to pleasure yourself today. Pray for Jesus help! He is Lord!"
-Having said that, half-heartedly hidden pornographic magazines throughout the house.
-remove shower curtain and all soap/toothpaste from the house.
-fill every square inch of the freezer with Fla-Vor-Ice Ice Pops.
-the only piece of art on the wall should be those fish that sing to you when you walk by, but you should have at least one in every room.
All of these are excellent suggestions.
I'm thinking some pube hair strategically placed in the kitchen could seal the deal.
Post by Delicious Meatball Sub on Nov 15, 2017 17:22:16 GMT -5
This is a bad plan. Your landlord will find someone who looks at your detritus and thinks “this isn’t so bad, I could live here” and a person like that will be a terrible roommate.
This is a bad plan. Your landlord will find someone who looks at your detritus and thinks “this isn’t so bad, I could live here” and a person like that will be a terrible roommate.
That's pretty much exactly what my girlfriend said, and it's a good point.
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
-shave and leave trimmings on the toilet seat and the floor around the toilet
-leave dozens of post it notes around the apartment, on mirrors, refrigerator, etc., all with the theme of "Jaz, you do NOT have to pleasure yourself today. Pray for Jesus help! He is Lord!"
-Having said that, half-heartedly hidden pornographic magazines throughout the house.
-remove shower curtain and all soap/toothpaste from the house.
-fill every square inch of the freezer with Fla-Vor-Ice Ice Pops.
-the only piece of art on the wall should be those fish that sing to you when you walk by, but you should have at least one in every room.
All of these are excellent suggestions.
I'm thinking some pube hair strategically placed in the kitchen could seal the deal.
I think a cross made out of glued-on pubes and hung on the fridge could do the trick.
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
Cut a two inch hole into various types of fruits and leave them sitting around your house easily viewable.
I was initially going to turn this into a joke about the hole diameter, but actually it sparked another idea that wouldn't involved ruining precious food: I could place a camera on a tripod angled at the couch. Leave a bottle of lube and an open condom wrapper out nearby. Maybe a dog collar. The gears are turning...
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
Cut a two inch hole into various types of fruits and leave them sitting around your house easily viewable.
I was initially going to turn this into a joke about the hole diameter, but actually it sparked another idea that wouldn't involved ruining precious food: I could place a camera on a tripod angled at the couch. Leave a bottle of lube and an open condom wrapper out nearby. Maybe a dog collar. The gears are turning...
I was initially going to turn this into a joke about the hole diameter, but actually it sparked another idea that wouldn't involved ruining precious food: I could place a camera on a tripod angled at the couch. Leave a bottle of lube and an open condom wrapper out nearby. Maybe a dog collar. The gears are turning...
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
i would go with making the place look excessively clean and organized. Like make a chore wheel, label the cabinets and any bins you store anything in.
I like this idea. Hopefully you will only attract the super organized and then you can be a slob and let them do all the work. The backfire to this, is they are the super slob and will expect you to be the clean freak. I fucking hate roommates.
Hey folks, I've been doing a song of the day email listing for the past few months to 49 people. I know many of you know much more about music than I do, but if anyone is into getting a maybe new, maybe old song every day, just let me know. Or just subscribe to the thing in my bio. Or don't. Thanks!
It's been 3 weeks since I've bothered you about this. Message me with your email address if you're interested! I promise to not self-promote again until the new year.
They were successful in attaching a cadaver's head onto a dead body, but they're going for a paralyzed from the neck down person's head onto a brain dead body. I don't know how I feel about this.
Post by heyyitskait on Nov 17, 2017 15:01:53 GMT -5
I've decided that since I'm making dacquoise today, it's okay to drink wine at 3pm. That's what the French would do and it's probably necessary so I don't stress over my meringue. Already stressed out because I'm starting this whole process MUCH later than I intended.
Side note: I bought a nice apron for home and it's super frustrating that aprons for home cooks do not have ties that are long enough to tie around the front. It's got a good sized pocket but just too small to keep a towel tucked into it.
I've decided that since I'm making dacquoise today, it's okay to drink wine at 3pm. That's what the French would do and it's probably necessary so I don't stress over my meringue. Already stressed out because I'm starting this whole process MUCH later than I intended.
Side note: I bought a nice apron for home and it's super frustrating that aprons for home cooks do not have ties that are long enough to tie around the front. It's got a good sized pocket but just too small to keep a towel tucked into it.
My favorite apron isn't long enough to tie around either, but my baking apron is from the New Orleans School of Cooking so it has super long strings. Side note, you can tie your towel around a belt loop on your right (or left) hand side since you can't tuck it into your apron. When I was a bartender, I lived with towels tied to my belt loops. I still do that when I am cooking without an apron.