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People who can't drive... As John Caparulo said "I know I have a problem with road rage, and I know therapy could probably help. Do you know what else could help? If you would learn how to fucking drive! And if you have to merge, just merge... and if I let you merge, I don't know if people don't understand this, theres a limit, its one. Im not vehicular fucking santa claus... I got into a wreck, some guy rear ended me on the freeway. Yeah, we are all just going straight dude, how can you not figure this shit out. Ever get into a wreck with someone and its there fault, and they try and act like 'Captain Positivve'? I'm mad, my bumpers on the ground, this guy is like "at least nobody got hurt", yeah, not yet bitch. Wait till the cops leave, i'll kick you in the balls."
Also: That fucker at bonnaroo this year that kept beating on the portapottie door while I was dropping a heavy... he is so lucky I didn't wait til he went in there, then push it over from behind.
Also: That quacker at bonnaroo this year that kept beating on the portapottie door while I was dropping a heavy... he is so lucky I didn't wait til he went in there, then push it over from behind.
Once when at a fest, a couple of buddies and I were walking past the backside of three JOTS (Johnny on the Spot). I said, "Wait a sec... I gotta go" and then dashed around the front to the first door, which was locked so I went on to the second one and entered. While freeing up some space in my bladder, I heard the first pottie being pummeled with gravel rocks (which sounds like hell when you're in a portapottie). My buds thought I was in the first one and were pelting it with rocks! At the same time I was leaving, this dude comes rushing out of the first one... all six five, dreaded up, and fit-as-heck looking. You should have seen the looks on my buds faces when they saw that I wasn't the reciever of their mischief! We defused the situation quickly and everyone got a good laugh, even the tall stranger (much to the relief of my buddies).
This guy this past year was just being an ass. I understand he had to go, but eating one to many funnel cakes does not entitle you to be an asshat. I was in maybe 5 or 6 minutes tops, enough to clorox the seat, poop, wipe and pull my shorts up, and he inturrupted me probably 4 times. Had I been younger I probably would have cut my sit down short, walked out of the porta-potty, and punched that sucker right in his mouth, then walked off like nothing happened. Nothin quite like getting knocked out from a sucker punch, and waking to find that you've unconsciously pissed all over yourself. You feel pretty much like the least popular guy in the world for the rest of the weekend.
lol, at bonnaroo this year I was making my way to the front of the what stage for dave, and I came upon this dirty hippy laying down right at the front. I found my play about 3 feet away from him. So during the Zack Brown Band set, these two ~20 year old kids made there way up to the rail and were standing infront of him, he wakes up (literally) and gets super pissed that these people had the nerve to get infront of him. He is almost to the point of throwing punches when security comes and tells him to calm down. So this guy claims that he had been waiting there all day and that they had no right to stand infront of him... anyways, like 5 minutes into the concert (dmb) he gets a phone call. I can't here what he was saying, but like 10 minutes later 4 or 5 little wooks show up mostly teenaged, obviosuly this children, and they trampled their way right up to the front to be with him. inbetween the songs I grilled the guy for being pissed about the two people standing infront of him when he invites his fucking hippy army right up to the front after the concert started. We get into a heated debate, I tell him that I hate fucking hippies, and that soap is his friend, he shoves me, i push him back, he stumbles backwards and falls on 3 of his dirty, ungroomed kids. He gets up ready to fight, but security stops him and tells him this is his last warning, if anything else happens involving him, then he is gone.
Fucking wooks, they are a step or two below nazi germans in my book.
The automobile and selfish drivers are generally a source of annoyance for me:
- people who feel that their vehicle is too valuable and must be parked diagonally
- PT Cruisers. I just hate looking at those things.
- people who ignore the fact that everyone else has read the giant orange signs and merged in an orderly fashion and decide that means that they can drive by the line of traffic and ram their car in at the last possible section. Their time is more valuable than everyone else's
- people who decide that parking spaces are for suckers and make their own spot as close to the grocery store, mall, whatever as possible
- people who pull into a driveway and honk their horn. Either someone knows you are coming and will run right out or they don't, in which case your honking your horn will do nothing other than confuse the situation and annoy the neighbors. Pull in and wait or get your lazy @ss out of your car
- people who are going right but refuse to go right on red. I try to remain calm if they have a sticker on the back of their vehicle notifying me that they are not allowed to though, in fact, I tend to get annoyed at anybody in the right lane when I want to go right on red. I acknowledge that that last part is my issue and am working on that source of rage
- the jackass with a tarp over his car in my apartment complex. If you have a vehicle that needs to be covered at all times you can afford to live someplace with a secure, covered parking option.
- people who feel the need to regulate the speed of the left hand lane on the highway. Just because you are going two miles over the speed limit does not mean you don't have to get your @ss over to the right to let the real speeders through.
- giant spoilers. It's a car, not a rocket ship. You look like an @ss.
That's all that immediately comes to mind. I feel better now.
Redundant threads and people who throw around insults then insist they were just joking.
Well considering that he lives 2000 miles away from me, ive never met him, and I have no idea if he has any siblings, let alone a sister, its a pretty big shot in the dark for it to be considered a true insult. Had I said something ugly about his mother, even in a joking sense, then I could see it being upseting, because obviously, he has or had a mother. You may catch me cracking a joke on someone's mother, IE "Your mom trolls", but this is senseless enough not to be taken seriously by anyone, i hope. If I did truly upset no depression, then I will apologize, he just needs to ask for an apology.
I am honestly amazed at how sensitive the users of this message board are, or are pretending to be. Perhaps I should join the sensitive ranks. The next time anyone uses the term "retarded" in a discriminate or derogatory way, im going to stomp my feet and go crying to the mods, even if it isn't directed at me. I feel that I have every right to do this too, considering I have a cousin with Down Syndrome, and had a grandfather with Multiple Sclerosis.
Redundant threads and people who throw around insults then insist they were just joking.
Well considering that he lives 2000 miles away from me, ive never met him, and I have no idea if he has any siblings, let alone a sister, its a pretty big shot in the dark for it to be considered a true insult. Had I said something ugly about his mother, even in a joking sense, then I could see it being upseting, because obviously, he has or had a mother. You may catch me cracking a joke on someone's mother, IE "Your mom trolls", but this is senseless enough not to be taken seriously by anyone, i hope. If I did truly upset no depression, then I will apologize, he just needs to ask for an apology.
I am honestly amazed at how sensitive the users of this message board are, or are pretending to be. Perhaps I should join the sensitive ranks. The next time anyone uses the term "retarded" in a discriminate or derogatory way, im going to stomp my feet and go crying to the mods, even if it isn't directed at me. I feel that I have every right to do this too, considering I have a cousin with Down Syndrome, and had a grandfather with Multiple Sclerosis.
Maybe you need to just try to grow up a bit. Join the rest of us in the ranks of adulthood, maybe!
I dont think people are so much offened, per se, at what your saying, its just the 8th grade humor that you seem to be so fond of that really gets on peoples nerves. I have stayed out of it completely, but when people start complaining, I have to step in and say something.
Your profile says you are 26 years old, if someone were to try and guess your age based on some of your posts, they would NEVER guess that old!
Be fair, its more like 5th grade humor, and it can't possibly get on their nerves anymore than their worshiping of Jack White gets on mine. I find the childish insults to be quite funny, and harmless. I honestly have no problem with being labeled as "childish" or "immature", so long as in that same sence, you can dismiss what I say, and not take it to heart. I am serious when it is called for, but humor is a necessary escape for me. I work in a mental health institution, and I see people all the time that bring themselves to a life crisis because of how seriously they take everything.
Look dude, you can defend yourself all you want, I dont really care! I told you in the last post, when people start complaining, I have to say something.
You are a registered user here as well, if you want to complain about something, feel free to PM me or another mod and we will address the issues as we see fit.
You have been asked by other members and have now been told by moderation, cut out the humor about peoples moms and sisters....that is all!
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Look dude, you can defend yourself all you want, I dont really care! I told you in the last post, when people start complaining, I have to say something.
You are a registered user here as well, if you want to complain about something, feel free to PM me or another mod and we will address the issues as we see fit.
You have been asked by other members and have now been told by moderation, cut out the humor about peoples moms and sisters....that is all!
As I said when druid posted, I will refrain from this in the future. Furthermore, I have offered to apologize to no depression, at his request.
So, thats 2 rules to abide by now, no homophobia, even in a joking and mild way, and no off color remarks involving one's parents / siblings. I can do that.
When people use the elevator to go up a 1-3 floors when I just saw them run to the elevator.
Im guilty of that, though I never "run to the elevator", and the building in question is only 3 stories tall.
Ha, I used to live in an 11-story dorm with about 500 other people, and the elevators were very slow and unreliable. People would get glared at or even berated for taking the elevator to the 2nd, 3rd or 4th floors. I remember once, I was running late to class and the elevator stopped at the second floor. I turned to my friend and said "damn it, who is this lazy asshole who can't even walk down a single flight of stairs?" The door opens, and of course it's a guy in a wheelchair. <facepalm>
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