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What's the worst show you've ever been to (that you were expecting to enjoy)? Please explain your answer in horrific detail.
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti at Pitchfork 2011. Dude literally stomped around like a small child yelling about the heat and stormed off stage before playing the band's biggest song. The other band members waited on stage for five minutes for him to come back before awkwardly shuffling off and shrugging towards the crowd.
Post by Delicious Meatball Sub on May 1, 2013 17:39:00 GMT -5
What was your worst injury? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What was your worst moment of drunken hook up failure? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What's the worst show you've ever been to (that you were expecting to enjoy)? Please explain your answer in horrific detail.
I check this thread sometimes to see if I ever interact with the current BMOTM, and now I see someone that I've had a few special moments with. And then I find out that he has apparently been a disappointment. So, my question is:
When are we going on our lip synching webcam world tour? You bring the hair, I'll bring the weird faces/peanut butter
Sh*t dude, as soon as we can find a band to play "Common People" and "Safety Dance" on a loop behind us, I am so down. Are you coming to Bonnaroo this year? If so we gotta hang I'm positive we'd have a blast hanging out.
So wait... we waited all month for that?!?!?! I hate you, A$AP Rosko.
What went down was way more hilarious/entertaining than if I had answered boring questions with boring answers. So maybe in that sense I was actually one of the most successful BMOTMs...think about it.
So wait... we waited all month for that?!?!?! I hate you, A$AP Rosko.
What went down was way more hilarious/entertaining than if I had answered boring questions with boring answers. So maybe in that sense I was actually one of the most successful BMOTMs...think about it.
...alright, I sucked. I admit it.
My questions were gold, so I take offense to that, good sir.
What was your worst injury? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What was your worst moment of drunken hook up failure? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What's the worst show you've ever been to (that you were expecting to enjoy)? Please explain your answer in horrific detail.
What was your worst injury? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. I've not had too many bad injuries and this in fact wasnt that bad either. A few years ago I was walking to the corner store to grab a Coke around 9pm. It was a little rainy and out of no where these two big ass dudes came out from behind an SUV. One put me in a choke hold and the other started punching me in the face. There wasnt anything grisly, though it'd be cooler if there was, but my nose and cheek got slight fractures. Then they just grabbed my wallet and took off. I dont remember what happened to the Coke. I probably lost it, mutherfuckers.
What was your worst moment of drunken hook up failure? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. Depends on what you mean by failure. I always successfully get it in. I think the worst moment, and unfortunately this happens more than I'd like to admit, is when you realize you have your dick in someone and you're completely bored. It's supposed to be fun, right? No. Not always. Sometimes it's just a task. Then you just grit your teeth power through, act like you finished or just give up if you're drunk enough and make an excuse to go home. I have also just made an excuse and gone to sleep on the couch if I dont want to be in bed with the girl. If you prefer something in the gross category, one time after spending all night drinking with my ex-gf's dad I puked on her in bed. Like right on her. She was pissed. At me and her dad.
What's the worst show you've ever been to (that you were expecting to enjoy)? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. The worst show I've ever been too was a strip show where I grew up. It was the night before my wedding and I wasnt ready to call it an evening so we went to the strip club. Well, it turned out this town wasnt so much a town of strip clubs anymore but rather a series of buildings for prostitutes. We went into an old favorite and found it pretty empty except for two sweaty, unclean ladies and a few guys sitting around. This was a Friday night. We got drinks and the half-assed stripping began. Once the "show" was over which included some cunnilingus and other such sex acts between the women one came over and sat next to me. She proceeded to handcuff me to the bar and then spent the next hour trying to get me to screw her. To add to that, the guy I was with wasnt my friend. He was the boyfriend of one of the bridesmaids. So I'm sure that lovely story made it back, but I think my wife forgot when I pissed her off even more the next day.
Only every once in a while when it occurs to me, but I'm not sure what the rules on this are. Are you supposed to shampoo your pubes if you keep them trimmed? I just wash them with soap 99% of the time.
Dave Maynar I thought I answered your question in chat one night, didn't I?
BlackAmy first began to appear in the Surrealist works of Jean Breton. It's believed that those early works later fed into the larger oral tradition crossing the Atlantic when an emissary was sent to Indiana to discover the secrets that lurked within Indianapolis. Those tales have continued and seem to have settled near Valparaiso, IN.
Only every once in a while when it occurs to me, but I'm not sure what the rules on this are. Are you supposed to shampoo your pubes if you keep them trimmed? I just wash them with soap 99% of the time.
Dave Maynar I thought I answered your question in chat one night, didn't I?
1) No, you had to think on it. 2) I had many more awesome questions.
Only every once in a while when it occurs to me, but I'm not sure what the rules on this are. Are you supposed to shampoo your pubes if you keep them trimmed? I just wash them with soap 99% of the time.
If you could switch 2 acts on the Roo schedule, who would you switch and why?
Probably A$AP Rocky and The XX. Because I dont give a crap if I see the xx, jim james or wilco. This way I can go see David Byrne and St. Vincent on Sunday too.
What are you most looking forward to at MOEMS? Really I'm looking forward to the DTI most. I've seen the vast majority of the artists on the lineup and though I love them all being trapped in a building with so many people is what got me to go.
What Inforooster scares you the most? Probably Lono. I cant understand a word that dude says.
Were you wishing there was a coup thrown? A coup where? On Inforoo? Nah. Its the interwebs. This is public information that's provided by a private organization. In Syria? I hope Assad finally falls. This shits been going on too long.
Alright Chico, I have high hopes for you after moving on from the smoldering wreckage that was Rosko's term. Starting off easy.
Cubs or Sox and why.
Do you put tomatos on your hotdogs? What other toppings?
Gino's East v Lou Malnati's v. Giordano's?
Favorite Chicago venue?
Cubs or Sox and why. Cubs. Because I'm not from the South Side or the Suburbs and my dad raised me with values.
Do you put tomatos on your hotdogs? What other toppings? Full Chicago style all the way. tomatoes, sport peppers, relish, giardinera, pickle, celery seed, mustard and onion.
Gino's East v Lou Malnati's v. Giordano's? None of the above. Pizano's but only the one that's up by State and Delaware. If not there, then Gino's East I guess.
Favorite Chicago venue? Empty Bottle. You can spit on the floor and no one cares.
EDIT: That reminds me. My worst recent injury to answer Delicious Meatball Sub was at Empty Bottle. About a year ago I was at a Black Lips show and in the pit area when things got a little rowdy and I got whacked in the head with a beer bottle. There was blood all over my face and clothes. It didnt hurt too much and my poor friend got covered in my blood too. I'm glad she wasnt squeamish.
chicojuarz I'm looking for Chicago residency that's both affordable and in a not-so-shizzy-environment. What are your recommendations? (Thought I'd take full advantage of your time as BMOTM to ask this question)