Heheheehe. True story. but for the record, single people in this thread, I did NOT steal anyone's girlfriend, and I cleared it with her before doing any rooftop-shouting. Explaining that one-by-one was getting tiresome.
Thanks, AWATD, now I look like a lunatic since you deleted your post.
For reference, everybody, AWATD had a post that essentially said, "I'm desperate to have sex with any woman (or man) I can get. Please PM me your phone numbers, single ladies, I'M DESPERATE TO PUT MY P IN A V. I will also accept PMs from men because I <3 weenie, too."
Hahaha. What actually happened was I left the tab open and saw at the top it said mingle. I try to keep my flirting with zapp to the Radiohead thread, so I went ahead and deleted it and then saw you replied. Sorry brah