Jack Johnson to headline your backyard!

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Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 13:50:40 GMT -5

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Post by greecianlover on Feb 22, 2008 13:50:40 GMT -5

You didn't get the memo? Oh, I'm sorry, didn't you know Jack Johnson is now headling EVERYTHING.

Seriously how the quack did he make the leap from mid-day lounge around and relax act to headlining:

Outside Lands Festival
Coachella
All Points West
and Bonnaroo?

It blows my mind. He has to have god as his manager/promoter. Seriously, how did he make the leap to headliner before:

The Flaming Lips (headlined a few hippie fests already, those don't count)
Wilco
MMJ
doodie even Ben Harper

Tomorrow's headline:

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idio Stanky McNasty A fancy person 2017 - Residence Inn'd Joined: June 2006 Posts: 4,460	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:10:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by idio on Feb 22, 2008 14:10:33 GMT -5 jack johnson is currently washing my dishes. later he is going to clean the litterboxes and wash my floors. he keeps singing the same song though...
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cajuninsaudi Guest	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:12:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by cajuninsaudi on Feb 22, 2008 14:12:08 GMT -5 I need my dishes done too. What does it take to invite him over or does he just show up if I open my doors.
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Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:14:05 GMT -5

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Post by idio on Feb 22, 2008 14:14:05 GMT -5

cajuninsaudi said:

I need my dishes done too. What does it take to invite him over or does he just show up if I open my doors.

well, he was just sort of there. in fact, he just went outside to shovel.

what a guy!

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greecianlover Mudbather Joined: December 2006 Posts: 636	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:14:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by greecianlover on Feb 22, 2008 14:14:49 GMT -5 Just tell him you have a festival going on in your kitchen!
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idio Stanky McNasty A fancy person 2017 - Residence Inn'd Joined: June 2006 Posts: 4,460	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:22:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by idio on Feb 22, 2008 14:22:25 GMT -5 im going to tell him there is a festival in my pants...
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danbird Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: March 2004 Posts: 5,087	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:50:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danbird on Feb 22, 2008 14:50:02 GMT -5 Jack Johnson to Headline Pants Festival
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MrKC Showerless Shakedown Vendor Stop. Hey. Whats that sound? Joined: February 2008 Posts: 1,225	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 14:54:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrKC on Feb 22, 2008 14:54:17 GMT -5 ^^^ hahaha +Karma!
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Meg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Goddess [k4r] Joined: April 2006 Posts: 16,820	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 15:11:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meg on Feb 22, 2008 15:11:42 GMT -5 aww now - quit hating on jack Johnson - he can't help it that he is a mild mannered surfer boy (btw - I can't wait to see him - was afraid I would not get to see him this year)
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lordrockinhood Bonnafunky Dirtyroo ;D ;D She dreams him as a boy... and he loves her as a girl, loves her as a girl...[k4r] Joined: March 2007 Posts: 6,637	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 15:14:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lordrockinhood on Feb 22, 2008 15:14:37 GMT -5 Never heard of him till I guess this month, and still never heard him, is he worth hiring for my kegger?
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JackoWcko Showerless Shakedown Vendor [k4r] Joined: November 2007 Posts: 1,308	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 22, 2008 15:15:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JackoWcko on Feb 22, 2008 15:15:31 GMT -5 I heard that Jack Johnson is expected to announce his bid for presidential candidacy tonight. He will run in the barefoot surfer party.
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NeilJam Swamp Butt Joined: April 2006 Posts: 227	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 25, 2008 21:55:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NeilJam on Feb 25, 2008 21:55:00 GMT -5 JJ also has his own festival in Hawaii April 19-20. www.kokuafestival.com/
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tugboatcharlie B.O. and Fudge Toes I spent 2 whole hours just tying my shoes. Joined: March 2007 Posts: 271	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 26, 2008 23:01:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tugboatcharlie on Feb 26, 2008 23:01:35 GMT -5 ideoteque said: im going to tell him there is a festival in my pants... i thought he was coming but later realized he was just breathing hard.
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Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Feb 27, 2008 1:04:01 GMT -5

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Post by goodvedderbest on Feb 27, 2008 1:04:01 GMT -5

greecianlover said:

It blows my mind. He has to have god as his manager/promoter. Seriously, how did he make the leap to headliner before:

The Flaming Lips (headlined a few hippie fests already, those don't count)
Wilco
MMJ
doodie even Ben Harper

Definitely agree on all points. I'd much rather see Wilco in that slot. I think the FLips might actually be headlining a night at Sasquatch this year, but I think it's still up in the air...

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greecianlover Mudbather Joined: December 2006 Posts: 636	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 0:53:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by greecianlover on Apr 1, 2008 0:53:44 GMT -5 I saw this coming! Jack Johnson is taking over the world!
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danbird Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: March 2004 Posts: 5,087	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 1:01:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danbird on Apr 1, 2008 1:01:22 GMT -5 Just accept it people. I'm here to stay
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aquadrunk Stanky McNasty Joined: March 2006 Posts: 4,403	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:14:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aquadrunk on Apr 1, 2008 9:14:35 GMT -5 You can't keep me out of your yard, no matter how hard you try. Face the lovely facts.
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Meg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Goddess [k4r] Joined: April 2006 Posts: 16,820	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:42:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meg on Apr 1, 2008 9:42:05 GMT -5 ok - I son't want to try - when you gonna be there - I need to know so that I can get the yard mowed and clean up a little bit
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Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:49:15 GMT -5

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Post by aquadrunk on Apr 1, 2008 9:49:15 GMT -5

I'll see if I can fit you in next week.

You and Boz will be all like "I can't believe this is happening," and I'll be like "believe it," and then I'll break into some sick improvised rhyme about walnuts over a smooth bongo beat.

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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:50:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on Apr 1, 2008 9:50:11 GMT -5 can jj headline my rooftop? cuz i dont have a backyard
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aquadrunk Stanky McNasty Joined: March 2006 Posts: 4,403	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:51:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aquadrunk on Apr 1, 2008 9:51:19 GMT -5 I don't do roofs. I can't explain why, but I just can't. Infinite apologies and a sea of loving respect, Becca.
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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:52:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on Apr 1, 2008 9:52:28 GMT -5 well that sucks jj is gonna have to make it up to me someway, somehow.
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wooz Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Moderator Emeritus Joined: March 2007 Posts: 7,423	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:53:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wooz on Apr 1, 2008 9:53:29 GMT -5 Jack Johnson won't ever let you down, Becca.
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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 9:54:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on Apr 1, 2008 9:54:12 GMT -5 wooz said: Jack Johnson won't ever let you down, Becca. i would hope not!!!!!!
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Meg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Goddess [k4r] Joined: April 2006 Posts: 16,820	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 10:00:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meg on Apr 1, 2008 10:00:42 GMT -5 I love you Jack!
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Bishop Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Joined: January 2007 Posts: 14,549	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 11:24:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bishop on Apr 1, 2008 11:24:01 GMT -5 "I love myself, surfboarding, and myself." lol
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yossarian B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: June 2006 Posts: 366	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 1, 2008 15:27:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by yossarian on Apr 1, 2008 15:27:36 GMT -5 bos1969 said: I love you Jack! lmfao @ all the Johnson love. ;D
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oysterheadhead B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: April 2006 Posts: 361	Jack Johnson to headline your backyard! Apr 2, 2008 3:06:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by oysterheadhead on Apr 2, 2008 3:06:37 GMT -5 Jack Johnson is the new Warren Haynes, he can do anything!! i think i saw Jack headlining the local Burger King last nite
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