Samhall, If I ate meat, I would be right there next to you.
FYI, if you ever visit chicago, head to a place called the diner grill on addison and ask for meal called "the slinger". As they say, "Don't ask, just eat". You'll get a certificate for finishing it, although it might not be worth it, if you end up Slinging the food afterwards.
(I laminated my certificate a couple years ago, yes, I know it's completely ridiculous) ;D
Man, they stole that idea from Jim Gaffigan. He's a standup comedian. He has a whole bit about a donut ham hamburger. "You know what'd be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let's use 2 donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddles, here comes the donut ham hamburger." Now they just need a diet donut hamburger, for people trying to watch thier weight.
I thought he stole it from the show The Boondocks. They had an episode where the grandpa had a special burger that cause people to go into like a cholesterol shock or something and it was pretyt much exactly the same thing as this creation.
and is it bad even though i know how terrible it would be and it is a heart attack wating to happen, that curiosity is getting the best of me and i would like to at least take a bite of that thing?