This is a picture of a boar nursing her young. She has t!ts, and they are being used.
1. t!ts on a board a phrase used to describe the utter uselessness of a person, place, thing or event. "hey bro, what do you think of the new window's vista?"
"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as t!ts on a board."
No, that's just wrong. You're taking it out of context. "The term boar is used to denote an adult male of certain species — including, confusingly, domestic pigs. However, for wild boar, it applies to the whole species, including, for example, 'wild boar sow' or 'wild boar piglet.'"
So yes, a female wild boar will have t*ts, and they will have a purpose. However, the idiom is "useless as t*ts on a boar," as in a male pig. What purpose do the teats on a male pig have? None whatsoever.
Yes, t*ts on a board would be equally useless, but that's not the phrase. This reminds me of that episode of Friends where Joey was all "forget it, it's a moo point." And everyone was like "OMG Joey ur so dumb" and he's all "no, it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo."
Radiohead, prince, muse, chili peppers, etc...and they are lucky if they get 1 mill, but they normally only get 500 k
then you have third tier : snoop, dre, J z...they get 100 k
then you have 4th tier : black keys, munford byoncee, Prince etcc: they get 50k