This thread has spiraled out of control. Somebody better rein it in before it gets made into a movie starring Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, and music by Tangerine Dream.
I'm pretty sure it already got made into a movie with Tom Cruise....
These last couple of posts are leading me to believe that Unicorns became extinct because they were a mixture of homosexuals that never procreated or individuals that preferred their girl Friday to be human. It's also strongly been hinted that they are drug addicts and quite self-destructive.
This thread has went from funny to sad. Shame on all of you.