You younguns with your interwebs and your Spacebook and Myface -- you do so much social networking you never learn the art of making eye contact and smiling. But hey, I had to learn how to do that when the wimens libbers started objecting to being hit on the head with a club and dragged into a cave by their hair. So you can too! Eye contact and a smile. Write it down on your wrist if you need to. Just remember to blink occasionally and try to make the smile look natural.
Good to know you never had a crush on anyone from the board